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Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world
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Just a guy, doin’ stuff.

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Sir/maam, you’ve raised a Psychopath.

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Sorry, I was just referring to the interview itself.

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Soon to be adapted into a trilogy of major motion pictures, directed by Peter Jackson.

*edit: revised wording.

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“Cigrit.” That right there is literary anti-depressant.

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I never forget to remember. It’s remembering the thing I need to remember within a relevant time period, and not hours to decades past that time, that is the problem.

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Those were simpler times. Back when villains had the decency to sign off on the crimes they committed.

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Just the alien version of building sand castles.

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Gotta add in some imperial units of measurement, and some cognetive dissonance in the form of disdain for socialist health care systems.

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Elon’s statements are the verbal equivalent of getting drunk and vomitting on a wall. Stuff comes up that you never expected to see, it creates a huge mess, and whatever sticks, sticks.

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My wife’s childhood cat was really old when she finally came to live with us in one of our rental places we lived while I was still doing grad studies. We used to close the door bc it was the one room with semi functioning AC, and during the summer we could kind of keep the room a decent temp if we kept the door closed. Anyway, the poor kitty would scratch the door and meow to be let in, and would not stop until we did (she would of course wait until we had fallen asleep first). Anyway, eventually we figured fans and an open widow were easier than being kept awake all night, so the door stayed open. That’s when she started the fun new habit of 2am hairballs while sleeping between our heads…

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