Pulling a John Oliver if John was based

Skill issue. The servers are abstracted away. All you’ve gotta do is not open the black box and it’s still serverless.

The PS2 is old enough to have a master’s degree

contextphobic

Like all those TikToks that react to a trend or event without specifying which trend or event they’re reacting to.

Context for those who don’t know what I’m talking about: There are a lot of TikToks that react to a trend or event without specifying which trend or event they’re reacting to.

“I choose the bear” but about orcas

To be fair none of my friends know I exist

DDR with Alucard

Agate

Underneath

Rise of the Extraordinary Gentlemen

Home Again

Outside Time

It feels like a curse. Everyone I tell about being trans asks me questions about how I want to look and I feel stupid just being like, “I don’t know?”

I need to learn this. I joined a trans selfies group on Facebook and found myself being like, “wait where are the before pictures?”

Absolute