TheRobotFrog

For real. I kept saying irl “dude, you’re basically my best friend in this game, but I’m trying to smash Karlach.” I wish there was a “let’s stay friends” option after the dance.

Wtf is a tankie?

Doesn’t work for me either.

I need to bleach my eyes

Piggy-backing to nitpick something else. Was he burgling or robbing? Those are different things, Robert. You can’t use them interchangeably.

This guy

I’m pretty sure it means ‘does anybody else’

Okay, I totally thought this was gonna be a masturbation joke.

Funny, those are the two I had to hold back with a broom.

We’re trying, but our government won’t let us.