WanakaTree

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a long time

I appreciate how chill the handyman is about the whole situation

Lol 2016 strategy vibes

Terms of enrampagement

I host an ever growing system in the cloud. Everything you build needs to be maintained and monitored, and the more users you have, the more features they demand.

You can still spread cost out across more users, but it’s not like the software is just “done” and sits there being used

I understand. It was a joke poking fun at those who really think that way. Thank you for helping people.

Have you tried not being poor?

No, no, like this:

// Well, fuck.

Yup I live across the street from a K-8 school. It floors me how the parents of these kids drive like maniacs right by the school where their own child and all their classmates go to school. If there where ANYwhere you’d think a parent of a young child would slow the fuck down it’d be by their kids school.

The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”