Zozano

Bethesda, my dick has a fanbase of one.

Ken, I’ll be real with you.

The real reason you’re not getting your dick wet is because you aren’t announcing you want to connect, sexually.

Find a partner who looks similar to Crush, replace their wardrobe with virtually identical clothes to Crush, along with haircut, perfume, etc.

Constantly visit shops close to Crush’s house, so it’s “coincidence” when you bump into Crush and Partner.

From there, before they can talk their way out of an awkward situation, joke about how they look like twins, and that fantasy has always appealed to you.

The bar is low.

They both are skilled in the art of talking a lot while saying nothing.

Lawful evil

I’ve only got $50, can someone loan me the other half, and I’ll pay you back when I’ve got that $10,000

At least they have precident now.

Corrected, thanks friend.

… That’s a grey.

Its basically also why people closer to the equator have darker skin.

• Too much sun = skin cancer
• Not enough sun = vitamin D deficiency
• Too much melanin = needs vitamin D supplements in the Arctic winter
• Not enough melanin = skin cancer prone skin