I love this, and want one for my apartment

Sounds like the preexisting conditions situation. We need Obama 2.0 to make Obamainsure

Wait, how could this child of his possibly serve time in a correctional facility without her magnetic mattress? 🤣

Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr

Oh no, poor zetaplays! I love that guy

The ludo narrative gap between how people behave and how a layman understands prisons work is what put us off of it.

Need bullets for your gun? Kill some prison monsters, they have them for some reason.

Why do people need to be sent to prison planet? Space travel must be so cheap, and the real estate market so awful in this future.

Ya know what every prison planet with automated shotgun robots needs? A 3d printer to make more guns… Drive down the value of smuggled weapons 🤣

That’s kind of the joke. “China rams Philippine ship…”. Like the country itself was ramming the ships.

Thank goodness nobody saw it.

Reading the headline… Isn’t that running the ship aground?

Or after November 😅