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Sure but this is a cat in a box that’s exactly the right size

And then walking out of there with three (3) Garfield collections like a true intellectual

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Any form of Android compatibility must be maximally enshittified to encourage switching – see iMessage. Unless of course it generates revenue for Apple – see Apple Music. Not being stalked/murdered using Air Tags does not generate revenue for Apple: next time buy an iPhone.

After many failed attempts I can now semi-consistently roll a proper burrito

Me when cat:

C A T

He’s the only user I have blocked, because of the bug he caused where every post was from him. I suspect that one incident made him the most blocked person on Twitter.

Wait a minute, this guy’s not shitting, he’s just too awkward to use the urinal!

Let’s not and say we did

OMG where did China go???