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I thought this was a repeat, like why? I don’t get anything around earth

“Why did I get a severe fish allergy out of nowhere? Strange…”

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

So this is what true evil looks like…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.

I genuinely feel like that is one of the dying north American traditions

Most cleaners hope those bottle are empty or filled with water.

Happy they were chunky 🐒 too.

All they had to do is say all the tables are reserved. Not “leave!!! You ugly!!!”