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First of all, I will not suffer the name of Settra be uttered (except in expressing his exalted unservingness) without appending his rightfully earned titles of Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Gentle Opener of the Eggs, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Transphobes, The Great Unifier, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of T and E, Father of Hawks, Builder of Geocities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Phobic, Catboy-feeder, Defender of Boymoders, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of TERVes, Champion of the Hot Topic, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Breakcore, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Boykisser, Builder of the Great Bass Pro Shop, Terror of the Transphobes, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Giver of Hormones, Bearer of Brisket’s Holy Blåhaj, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the :3 Cult, He Who Holds the 2019 Ulthuan No-fly List, Banisher of J. K. Rowling, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Granter of Passage to All, Tamer of the Lich King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the False Allies, He Who Does Not Serve, Phobe Purger, Speedrunner of the Great Game, Liberator of Love, Breaker of Binaries, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Town Inside Me, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri’s Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Inflictor of the Curse of Ptra (Scarab Rot) upon Transmedicalists, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Mascs, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of de_dust2, Killer of the False God’s Champions, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Keeper of the T, Q and More in LGBTQ+… and many, many more…
Secondly, though there is nothing official regarding his stance on transphobia, I doubt one so wise, so mighty, such an exalted being as the God-Tamer would suffer such wretched injustice within his eternally just domain, which stretches across all horizons, beyond the river that separates life and death, and even into the endless light of the sun, whose chariot he pulls across the sky with each pasaing dawn.
Oh god oh fuck they have human tools
This is absurd. Ridiculous, even. Settra does not serve transphobes.
Christ, never thought I’d have a stopped clock moment with one of these sovcit mooks.
Grain 👍
Good.
any wider and she’d fit right in with the cast of Hidamari Sketch
Mystery? What mystery? Polonium keeps the samovar hot, everyone knows this. They were energy conscious patriots trying something new so the boys on the frontline could keep themselves warm using the wood and coal that otherwise would have burnt to warm their tea. Patriarch bless these fine folks who died in the pursuit of keeping our selfless heroes cozy in the trenches.
holy fuck stewie