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This meme was used wrong. The second panel is wrong. It’d be funnier as simply “The hottest summer of your life so far.” Like the movies actual quote.

Also, it’s likely wrong. Many past summers were likely colder in our lives.

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Trick question. Police officers aren’t trained.

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A good example why nationalism and pride about it makes no sense. Most people had no choice in where they are from, and had no influence on something like this. Having pride in something you did not influence and had no choice in is really weird and kind of narcissistic.

This is why it gets toxic and dangerous easily. We see similar issues with fans of sports teams, even though the fan has literally nothing to do with the team.

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I saw a lot of cool Nintendo Lego creations recently at a convention. Nothing had Nintendo names. Instead of Goomba, it was named “angry mushroom” and stuff like that.

Also Disney once told a family no multiple times regarding putting Spider-Man on their dead child’s tombstone.

Fuck these corporations.

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The #wap makes it funnier.

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Leak a billionaires tax records: 5 years.

Literally rape while a billionaire: 0 years.

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RAPE! She helped him RAPE!

GET THE FUCKING HEADLINES CORRECT.

A 12 year old did not “get pregnant by grown man.” She was FUCKING RAPED!

Holy shit, it implies the issue here was the getting pregnant. There’s a little something that occurred before that and it was called RAPE!

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Celebrating the confederacy is wrong, but I also think museum-like stuff and graveyards are harmless and should be respected. First of all, not everyone who served had much of a choice. Many were expected to serve on one side or the other merely because of where they lived. This is true of much of history. Second, they’re dead. It’s over for these specific people. They’re not a current problem. It’s just disrespectful no matter who it is.

I am NOT defending anything confederate, but I know that nuance is lost on most people.

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Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they’ll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.

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West Virginia Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin called today’s vote to oust McCarthy a “sad day for our country” that sends a negative message to the rest of the world about American democracy.

-Said a douchebag who spent years obstructing progress.

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