Sombre tits are what you’re left with when the perky tits of youth are gone.

socially acceptable pretext for casual morning alcoholism

Best insight that I’ve gained from all this.

I just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Pure evil. Also brilliant. Did you ever tell him?

My first serious boyfriend taught me how to change the oil, change a tire, and rotate the tires on my car. Also that I don’t like anal.

Touché!

Also a professor of mine said she avoids it because some veteran students get twitchy when they see it.

Are you still in touch with Julie? I hope she moved out and went on to become a well-rounded, functioning adult with a good job and healthy social life.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain’t nobody gonna trample on their freedom.