Try arcolinux. It’s normal arch + packages you select + a pre-customized DE or WM

And you can run that in termux, so you csn use it in android

Diy freeskates. They seem simple enough to try fast, and look like they could actually be useful for my commute.

Thats quite an old truck

Manually

Yes

Buy a brother printer instead. They may be a bit more expensive, but their easy mantainance and the amount of bootleg ink you can find online makes it worth the extra price.

Is she bare-handed in the picture?

Jokes on you, Im on vacation

Thank you for captioning the meme, it helps a ton of people