I’m sorry to hear that my suggestions were so loathsome. Is there really nothing in the world that would be interesting? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Hobbies has some references.

On the topic of being virgin and single after 30, I just thought about my acquaintances, and I counted 5 of them that are definitely single, and I have much reason to suspect that they’re also virgins (though of course this is not something I can claim for certain). Being single can be a lifestyle choice. Being virgin is not some visible stigma - nobody but you knows or cares. Well, now Lemmy community knows - and cares, we’re here to support you.

You might (or might not, I dunno) have a case of clinical depression. This is something your doc maybe can help you with. These days, like being nearsighted is a solved problem (just get the right kind of glasses) - having the wrong chemicals float around in the brain might also pretty easily fixable with the right medicine.

What kind of other accomplishments might raise your mood? Get a hobby, take a walk, learn to solve Rubik’s Cube, learn to cook. Plant a tree. Do something useless but fun.

Jobless? Virgin, never in a relationship? Absolutely every person on the planet once was. Some still are. More of these appear every now and then.

Citation needed. I have the opposite experience.

My kids actually did just that (they started at age 7, I believe) - and what they ended up fishing out of the oven was terrifically tasty. I think it mostly consisted of baby porridge, sweetened cocoa powder, and sweetened condensed milk.

Corpses of dead bacteria and dead tuna :)

There are bacteria everywhere, indeed. Inside canned food, there are dead corpses of bacteria only, thankfully.

Hypothetically, if you sterilized your mouth somehow to ideal cleanliness, it’d get contaminated next time you inhale unsterilized air.

Let’s give a moment of appreciation to our immune systems. Otherwise, we’d be like https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_combined_immunodeficiency

What is the reason you bother with powder? I just lather some bar soap onto my noggin. Never thought of powdering my soap.

You misspelled KeepAss.

My email provider shut down, so I had to migrate off of it. Every account I had allowed changing emails, although I had to contact customer support about some.

I tried to run some software on my router. It kind of works, if it fits. Storage was the limiting factor. There’s an option to expand the FS to include a USB stick, but somehow it made something overheat, and the router froze every now and then.

The question on my mind is - was that a Tesla?