In Castro’s case it would be, “Being a paid actor sent by the CIA to assassinate a head of state hits different when you fall in love with your target.”

When this guy?

As a classification I think I would call it a Monarchic Oligarchy, or maybe a Cyclical Monarchic Oligarchy, but maybe as a more common term I would say something like the Council of Monarchy or something along those lines.

“Trick question, dickhead, Lemmy is God.”

Become the poop

A lot of mine have already been listed here, but the one I don’t see yet is Red Dwarf, such a great show no matter how many times I see it.

Hello Potion Seller. I’m going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

After that he will attempt to touch fire

I prefer “pets of the flesh”

When you’re referring to selling something it’s spelled hocking.

Edit: Turns out I was mistaken, Hawking is indeed the correct term for this.