DeVito on DeBurrito

All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape

What about “Whacky Extracty”

I believe they’re called LipSlitters

I rarely answer calls from known numbers

“All ants are British 'cuz they colonize” -Dan Cummins

Unfortunately I don’t believe she does, the closest thing I could find was “Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

I loved the game Tomba! 2 The Evil Swine Return, it was creative, intricate, and very far ahead of its time, I would love to see the series get a reboot or a remaster

But you’ve forgotten the most important rule of porn: you can slap a “step” label onto anything. So now it’s, “my friend’s ‘step’ mom,” meaning they aren’t bound to actual motherhood age.

“I am on nobody’s side because nobody is on my side”