Recently bought a rowing machine, gotta say I enjoy taking my frustrations from the day and putting that energy into rowing.

I’m on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.

Humanity acting responsible? So we’re screwed.

When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, the red flags just look like flags.

While you’re waiting to die, please feel free to suffer in agony because assisted suicide isn’t profitable uh I mean ethical.

I wish men wearing speedos weren’t considered gay, I know how unpopular this idea is but try swimming in them just once and you’ll hate going back to those clumsy board shorts.

It’s only a model

So even if climate change isn’t real (which obviously it is.) What’s the down side? We invest in renewable energy, not pollute as much. Oh the horror!

They (the church) cares more about image than criminals in their ranks, Wouldn’t want word getting out father McFeelly likes touching alter boys.

Taking away the shade the tree leaves would’ve provided.