*ssd. HDDs are somewhat good for storing large amounts of data, and the os ain’t it (unless windows, probably)

How about Numbers 31:17-18 where Moses says:

Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

As a Russian bot, I’m deeply offended

This one doesn’t, tho, unless you care how presentable the back of your pc is… And mine was for a few years just an array of parts and wires on the side of my desk, soooo…

All clothes are no-iron clothes if you DGAF enough :)

At least he has a chicken

Well, duh. All governments are cancer

If you want something like graphene or calyx (I.e. with additional de-googling and security improvements), take a look at DivestOS: https://divestos.org/pages/devices#device-blueline

Crdroid (which claims performance improvements, but also has a lot of customization options; reminds me of now deceased resurrection remix) is also good but doesn’t seem to officially support your device. There may be some ports on XDA, tho.

Sure, don’t mock. Just test in production

Just shove wondows in a VM or something