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Might wanna invest in cartography futures

Well, there’s going to be a position now lol

They’re still gonna die under trump though, i don’t get your point

Looking at the bright side:

-no more vaccines (never liked needles anyway) -no more fluoride in the water (who likes nice teeth anyway, plus you can get fakes installed) -never need to vote for president again (think about how much time that’ll save) -no jan 6th revolt in 2025 (maybe they will just for fun though, who knows) -perhaps Trump can fill the remaining seats of the supreme court and get a properly conservative suite of justices -Elon Musk will be our super-cool tech daddy

No matter! He said the thing so he’s absolved, that’s just CEO rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He may just be counting on a lifetime Trump dictatorship (complete with a pardon for his assault, since he did it for the “greater good”)

The day is young, so many elderly out there for a young MAGA to assault!

🔔 🔔 🔔

Lol make sure to check out this guys posting history for more zany fun, this is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this guys animal rape fantasies

What’s with Trump and 5-letter-last-name VP running mates ending in ‘NCE’? Is it logical that the next one would have a last name beginning with a consonant, then a vowel, and then N-C-E?

My guess for his next running mate is going to be someone named Jeremy Bince