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'We suggest: not paying"

Did you know that the original version of Monopoly was called “The Landlord’s Game”, and was used as a teaching aid to teach the poor about the inherent immorality and inevitable loss of freedom and equality land ownership entails? Then a capitalist came along, stole the whole thing, rebranded it Monopoly, and made a shitload of money.

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/The_Landlord’s_Game

They fell into a strange mood and produced a masterpiece!

Delightfully devilish, Larian.

Can we just IPO humanity already? I want to buy puts.

There are 8 billion houses? Do you count mud huts into that?

Until it’s all gone.

Haven’t you caught on?

Science says this is very much happening across the world. The ecological impact of hydroelectric power generation is very, very well studied and agrees with the general sentiment of the article.

Fuck WSJ but let’s not ignore science out of spite.

Scientists: “Just look UP!”

Conservatives: “DON’T LOOK UP! DON’T LOOK UP! DON’T LOOK UP!”

Psychological treatment. Efficacy may vary.

“I collect opened old cans of cat food.”
“You need therapy.”

“I collect money.”
“Oh wow, I have an idea for a startup and need investors!”