“They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they want to. This book is dedicated to those fine men.” ― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Fighting with furry and anime porn is the bane of my existence on Lemmy. You block one instance, another three pop up.

And it will be provided for free to anyone who needs it, right? Right?

Now go watch hbomberguy’s video about plagiarism to be aware of how much of this Internet Historians video is stolen.

Da fuck is layoff season? Is that a real thing?

The guy who gave his daughter plastic surgery treats women as objects. It’s not even shocking. It’s not news. It’s nothing. It’s obvious. The weird part is, that people like him for it.

Challenge beauty standards of a character that was supposed to be unrealistically beautiful.

In case anybody is wondering, this is a joke ad made by Clarkson in 2009.

The apple car doesn’t have a reverse gear. But the fan boys are like “It doesn’t need a reverse, that’s the point, Apple is all about forward thinking”.

Because of the naming model I once got the email porn@companyname.com. it was hilarious until we realized anytime I was attached to a group email, the spam filters would remove it.