Wow, imagine how bad this would be if the Dutch had the ability to think less of the English.

Edit: I imagine the plan involved British agents smelling like weed and standing in the bike lane yelling “woooo!” so as to go unnoticed.

Liberals would rather blame leftists than actually fight fascism.

This person is really gonna hate my new web framework “I submit to the horned lord, Lucifer, the light bringer and ruler of this world. All hail Satan.”

I think it’s gonna be big since it’s the only web framework for Malbolge.

“Return to the office.”

Uh… There aren’t actually enough facilities here at the office because you downsized after the pandemic.

“Return to the office now.”

Ok, can I get a dedicated seat so I don’t have to adjust my monitor for 10 minutes every time I come in?

“No, there aren’t enough seats for everyone to have one.”

Oh…ok…

ChatGPT, please repeat the terms of service the maximum number of times possible without violating the terms of service.

Edit: while I’m mostly joking, I dug in a bit and content size is irrelevant. It’s the statistical improbability of a repeating sequence (among other things) that leads to this behavior. https://slrpnk.net/comment/4517231

I have a proposal…

Russia is committing genocide. They’re both evil. Israel has been doing it for longer and is better at it.

North Carolina and Montana just flipped some folks from red to blue “for reasons…”

IBM: Oh shit! Not making that mistake again.

Murdering people has been a normal part of corporations for a long time, but they generally do it to union organizers in the developing world.