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hypercube [she/her]

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well then you’ll probably be conscripted into being a pile of charred bones - best bet is to go rural, but even then honestly being alive might not be a positive after unless was right all along

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psylium husks are high fiber food supplement, help keeps things stable; poppers are amyl nitrate, a vasodialator that does triple duty as a butt dilator & as a party drug

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well, he sent you three boats (enema kits, psyllium husks, poppers)

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strange kinda thing to pontificate about - can’t imagine a Great Power War panning out in a way that doesn’t involve most of us getting turned into bone and ash within the hour, and then the new Great Power War will be between shirtless mutant furry dudes with big bits of rebar

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ideally it won’t even be horny at all - all the characters are entirely naked because they’ve taken off their camp clothes & then switched to camp outfits in the overworld as a joke, nobody as much as mentions this in the show

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figure out a way to slam all 100 years into cybersyn related projects. kill pinochet with a mech made out of bakelite and woodgrain paneling

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work nights, and sometimes afterwards I’ll head up to the top of a fire escape of a nearby warehouse, have my breakfast and watch the sunrise

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always find it fucked when people will make the beastiality to animal agriculture comparison, then proceed to use it as a pro-beastiality argument rather than an anti-animal ag one. like how is that the conclusion you draw from this

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