I’ve been on hate-watch mode with their show for a while but jeez it really has taken a dive. Sam is what he is, no surprises there, but Emma turned from saying “the genocide is the most important issue” to “Biden’s out, time for brunch” so fast that her fucking neck broke and she is walking around with her head on backwards. Truly the ultimate liberal, the greatest disappointment, the most miserable replacement imaginable for Michael Brooks

This kind of thing is what has led me to the conclusion that one of the most important aspects of political consciousness is the realization that politicians aren’t people. They literally need to be dehumanized as a class in order for anything productive to happen. Functionally, they are not people to us, they are obstacles or vehicles. Without knowing this in your bones you will be Charlie Brown, they will be Lucy, and a football you never shall kick.

I saw this earlier on reddit (I know, I’m going to hell) and all I could think was that the people dunking on it wouldn’t have anything to say if the same symbols were stamped on the foreheads of Azov soldiers

I get sam bankman-fried vibes from beastboy. I can only hope he collapses as precipitously as the crypto gang

most electorally-suicidal pick possible, John Fetterman

Nooo he lost his fast ball. His old self could have played this hand better

I think it translates to, whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy etc.

oh oh oh my mouth is so cold I have to BEAT THE NEAREST PROLE

Oh no my grandmother’s inheritance