Artisan brioche buns. Plant based burgers are more expensive then the real thing for some reason (and full of salt). That Danish is a ripoff.

He’s a great manager, I’d imagine. He doesn’t need to punish anyone for poor performance. He can just give them his signature look of disappointment, and they know.

It’s a type of fish, and they are making word plays with the name of the fish. Why? I’m not sure of the origin of this one. I imagine it’s like the beans or the beef stroganoff memes - the origin doesn’t matter much at this point.

No, they didn’t. If they did it would be huge news.

This is the “Lagrangian standard model” - the mathematical formula explaining basically all physics as we know it.

https://www.symmetrymagazine.org/article/the-deconstructed-standard-model-equation?language_content_entity=und

When you DON’T assume spherical chickens in a vacuum, this is what you gotta calculate.

Selling drugs? Because, we’ve all been dealers before… I guess?

Nobody asked, but if anybody is curious: “dick” is the German word for “thick.”

You may now resume your laughter.

Women, you can wear men’s underwear, it’s legal!

Use the front pouch as a bun warmer. You’re welcome.

Before you get excited, it’s an IndieGoGo project.

Even if it did work, why would you do it? You’d still be playing League of Legends.