Chihuahuas will go to great lengths to get extra treats.

Micro-abrasive particles. Pretty much works like fine grain sandpaper. Pretty much the same principle as Magic Eraser.

The key is to partially cook the bacon before wrapping the whatever.

Most of the hate is because of the maintainers not maintaining their security certificates. Another similar distro is EndeavourOS, which I personally prefer. But either way, find what works for you.

Google Wave would be much more helpful now. Too bad it was released (and subsequently killed) about a decade before anyone was ready for it.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I heard that place is the bomb.

Yeah. That’s more like Miracle Whip.

Turning West Virginia into a lake would be quite a benefit.

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.