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lordkuri

lordkuri@lemmy.world
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Goddamn… “Hello? 911? I need to report a murder.”

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the special effects are just bad

Give me the original series

*blink

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immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler

And yelling “I’m hit! I’m hit!” at his partner, who then also shot at the vehicle.

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The caribbean? You mean around those … looks around black people ???

/s if it’s really needed.

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They’re not known for their culinary excursions.

Raids and colonizes 3/4 of the planet for their spices… doesn’t use any of them. /s

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I’ve been asked illegal questions, like “what is your current salary” in job applications before. I like to respond by calling it out and leaving a link to a source.

Ok, where is said source?

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Not talking about the murder part, but thanks for playing. Please step aside for some lovely parting gifts.

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