UPDATE: Apparently the guitar was not signed (or certified) by Taylor Swift afterall. 🤣

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What a fucking weirdo for smashing a guitar with a hammer

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175 points

Without a doubt the dorkiest way to smash a guitar.

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105 points

I can’t think of a less rock and roll way to destroy a guitar.

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55 points

Knife and fork

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30 points

A smaller hammer

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2 points

He looks old enough to remember them bands from the 60s and 70s, now THEY knew how to smash a guitar (it has been too long and I am not looking up which band(s) did it hehe)

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5 points

True.

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38 points

Ahh, how shall I do it? Oh, I know!

I’ll have Taylor Swift sign a guitar, a harmless little guitar! And then, I’ll put that guitar in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, then I’ll auction that box to myself and when I win it…

AHAHA! I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!

It’s brilliant brilliant brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

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12 points

Or, to save on postage, I could poison myself WITH THIS!"

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19 points

I thought Republicans had angry down. This guy can’t even do angry right.

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8 points

Jeff Jarret is somewhere shaking his head

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I just saw Jeff Jarret fail to his knees in a piggly wiggly

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36 points

It reminds me of the weirdoes buying wine to splill it down the drain when France had the audacity of telling the truth in the un during the whole Irak mess. Of course the wine makers and sellers were fine with that.

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Or all the homophobes transphobes weirdos who bought a bunch of bud light only to shoot it after fox news told them to be absolutely outraged over a limited edition 6 pack in canada that they never would have heard about otherwise

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weirdos who bought a bunch of bud light only to shoot it after

In fairness, a bud light can being ripped apart by a .22 hollow point is a pretty awesome sight. And what else is canned horse piss good for?

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5 points

at least go Boston tea party and steal it

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I’d do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo’s whole sad fucking life.

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45 points

You know the difference between Kevin Sorbo and a fishing lure?

A fishing lure gets cast.

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I know Weirdo is the current kinda forced (IMO) word we’re hurling at the magas these days, but that kind of behavior is legit weird. Like really weird.

There’s obviously the “some people have more money than brains” angle of dropping 4K on something so you can destroy it.

Then there’s the “I’m a grown-ass man, and I’m so insecure about a female celebrity endorsing a politician I disagree with that I’m going to drop 4K so that I can publicly and in front of cameras showcase that insecurity for the entire world to see, while gloating and being proud of it” angle. (Which by the way, smoothbrain magas, serves to amplify her endorsement, not diminish it.)

I can’t promise I’m not going to drive around with “Fuck Donald Trump” blaring and my windows down all during election day and the day after (regardless of outcome), but I’m not going to spend $4k for the privilege, and I’m sure as hell not going to do it for an assembled audience.

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56 points

It’s not really forced imo. Waltz called them weird conversationally and it just kinda stuck. Likely because it fits so well.

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21 points

I agree that it’s fitting and the word should have been applied to them sooner. However, I definitely think some folks and journalists go out of their way to use the word. I’m not even saying there is anything wrong with that, just acknowledging that sometimes it feels a little forced.

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Congratulations, you’ve noticed the cracks in the simulation.

It sounds forced because it is forced as a completely transparent DNC strategy play.

Except they stole that from the left, too. Mainstream leftists have been calling liberals and right wingers weird for literal years before Walz even entered the national conversation. Libs have just turned around and projected it onto CHUDs.

Weird how I just can’t stop finding parallels between libs and MAGA.

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It stuck because of how they reacted to it. If they had reacted the same they’ve done by being called fascists, racists, nazis, misogynists, paedophiles etc. it wouldn’t have become a thing. But the one thing they can’t handle being called is “weird”, which is in itself extremely weird. I’m all for absolutely overusing this and finding other words they can’t handle, it’s hilarious to see them so clearly show that they’re just mentally 3-year-olds having angry outbursts.

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12 points

I maintain that calling them Redcaps, basically an especially spiteful and nasty kind of goblin, is the most fitting way to label them

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4 points

Oho good one! I never made that connection until now 👏

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3 points

Ferengi. They embody the ferengi from star Trek to me. Regardless, neither of ours works because they are nerdy references a good deal of them don’t understand. They understand being called weird though, and it gets under their skin. That’s the important bit. I wouldn’t care if someone called me that, but it damn sure bothers them, so that’s what they’re called even though other words fit better, like rape apologists.

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4 points

Quark could actually grow and learn though, these people seem incapable of that. It’s unfair to Ferengi to compare them.

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10 points

that kind of behavior is legit weird

This kind of “buy things to destroy them so other people can’t have it” protests from the petite bourgeois are nothing new, though.

They’re just expressions of rage by people with more money than empathy.

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I’d be willing to bet he owns many things but has a very deep debt.

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The sign in the background says “wildgame dinner”.

I’m guessing this is some redneck hunters group that either auctioned that off to be destroyed on stage, or he bought it in his own time for this act.

These kind of people live to hate libs. It’s one of their favorite passtimes.

In that context, this seems totally normal.

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6 points

There’s also the “If you’re gonna smash a guitar, go Townsend on it, don’t use a hammer” angle.

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5 points

It’s the Side A to the Side B of the same old record.

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Shame about the guitar, but on the bright side: This seems like a good way to trick conservatives into donating to charities.

  1. celebrity angers conservatives by being normal
  2. celebrity donates merch to charity
  3. charity starts an auction for merch
  4. conservatives buy it
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Not only that, they increase demand for the product, driving up the price

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