You think Trump is the original?

Plot twist: this isn’t the kitchen…

So long and thank you for the fish

That happens when you don’t send them the script beforehand

Thanks Obama

I didn’t. Hope it wasn’t important

c/animalswithajob

Facts don’t care about your floods and natural catastrophes

As Ben Shapiro so perfectly put it:

If the sea level rises, just sell your house and leave

Edit: here is hbomberguy reaction to that nonsense

To each their own I guess