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Born too late to buy a house.

Born too soon to be forced to evacuate your city because of the rise of sea levels.

Born just in time to see the deaths of the major democracies in the world.

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As Ben Shapiro so perfectly put it:

If the sea level rises, just sell your house and leave

Edit: here is hbomberguy reaction to that nonsense

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If you’re willing to buy a flooded underwater house let me know, i have a deal for you 👌

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It was an intentional reference to a nonsense argument by Ben Shapiro, famously mocked.

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I’ll do it. I’ll just remove the flood with my mop.

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9 points

The kingdom of atlantis needs housing. We just need to get a hold of aqua man.

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You’ll have to wait. He’s a little tide up right now.

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7 points

Facts and logic be like /s

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Facts don’t care about your floods and natural catastrophes

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🪓😀💰🧜‍♂️

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22 points

You might still be born in time for that second one.

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Lucky us

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Look on the bright side, if Putin and Trump start launching the nukes in a dick measuring contest, you will probably die of radiation poisoning long before sea level rise affects you.

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What major democracies? If you’re talking about USA, calling it democracy is a stretch

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The major democracies are doing fine.

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Why would you want to see the death of democracy. I live in a democracy and I do my best to do my part and to be reasonable. The people are made up of persons and you have the ability to speak your mind and vote how you see fit.

Also respect all people even if you disagree with them or dislike them

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Why would you like to need to finance a pizza from domino’s? You wouldn’t. The whole meme format is that the last option sucks.

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I believe the option is more likely to be for people having large parties.

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If you were desperate for food you might

The best answer is to go to the food pantry

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