meeeeetch
Okay, I’m convincing myself he really doesn’t realize that he isn’t running against Nikki Haley again.
She was Indian, now all of a sudden she’s black (Harris’s father is Jamaican, her mother was from Chennai, Haley’s parents were both Punjabi)
Nobody knows her last name (Harris has always been Harris, but Haley’s maiden name was Randhawa)
Switch focus to US wars
Because if you thought the kids hated America when they found out about the racism and sexism, wait till they find out about My Lai and Haditha.
Thomas Midgley, Jr.
Also invented CFCs (the stuff that put the hole in the ozone layer).
In his later years, he had limited mobility, so he designed a system of pulleys and levers to give him some degree of independence. Eventually, he was found strangled by his contraption.
Ah fuck, it’s been scraping the Facebook comments under every math problem with parentheses that was posted for ‘engagement’
Oh god, he doesn’t know that Kamala Harris isn’t Nikki Haley, does he?
Ford was, based on the behavior of the Reagan, W Bush, and Trump administrations, entirely wrong to pardon Nixon. There is no reason to repeat his mistake.