Listen, how me and my wife choose to spend $800 per month on avocados and bread is nobody’s business but ours and our bankruptcy attorney

Well this explains why I haven’t been able to afford a summer vacation

I’m pretty positive that this is not the scene where this actually comes from, and it’s not even the right quote?

First time I’ve seen this book referenced in the wild 🥹 🤖 🍵

Hey I voted for that guy

Butterfly Detective is an incredibly cool job to have, although the findings here are admittedly bad.

Pretty sure these guys also run the Blacks for Trump twitter page

If you are a penis owner and piss from the standing position, you can arc the stream just so down the smooth porcelain interior of the toilet bowl, letting the piss flow neatly into the water making nary a sound

Trying to figure out why your username is red? Can’t seem to find an explanation. Are you Lemmy?

Phoenix police have pattern of violating civil rights and using excessive force