mrbonejangles

Some say he’s born with it some say it depends.

Wow he’s finally gone full cooker.

You never go full cooker.

You don’t deserve to be President if your scared of taking on this bloated verbal fart generator

Literally Pandora

That’s up to $20 worth of value free!

I have basically no idea what is going on in this thread.

But… is there any special preparation needed and how do you let them know you are ready?

A newt?

Just a minor update on the $35 billion mentioned in the article from 2011….

As of August 2023, Apple has a market capitalization of $2.796 trillion. Therefore, a 10% holding in Apple stock would be worth approximately $279.6 billion.

If you are lucky he kicks your guts out of your asshole. More likely the roo will probably just rake his legs down your torso and straight up disembowels you from the front while holding you in position. Agree this guide is complete squirrels piss.

Of all the Americans MTG is one and I couldn’t wait to read her book. Unfortunately it arrived upside down so I had to return it. 1 star.