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Isn’t it forbidden to be a democrat in Texas?

They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.

I see this as an absolute win.

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you’ll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

Sadly, I’m not a dog.

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

https://taz.de/Fehlende-60-Milliarden-Euro/!5974821/

I never had any lasagna in mine.

Thank you, for your service. I appreciate your sacrifice.

yes, especially almonds