myeyesburn
myeyesburn@lemmy.world
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That man’s name? “Albert Einstein!”
They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.
Giving me a hand job. So even if I lose, I’ve still won. 100 times.
11 points
So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I’m as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.
Not if he said, “No one will ever believe you.”
Glad you aren’t drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. 😁
For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. 😉
Nope, not legal.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Or, that’s a paddlin’.
Both applicable. Take your pick.
