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Hurculina Drubman
we all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place
I thought blue barely existed in nature. are you telling me all of these green things hopping around have blue pigments in them?
I love how they call it a continental breakfast like it’s supposed to be fancy but everybody on earth actually wants an English breakfast
my first speed ball was pretty awesome. I remember being bummed because all we could get that day was methadone. good enough to keep me well for the day, but no real high. I had taken amphetamine by itself before, and though I found it very useful, it wasn’t particularly pleasant. mostly dry mouth, clenching, you know the stuff. it made me crave cigarettes but then made cigarettes taste like dirt
anyway, I was disappointed that all we had was methadone, so I railed some Adderall XR (I used to have this beautiful green marble mortar & pestle, but I eventually discovered the base end of a butter knife in a shot glass is quicker & easier) that somebody else had already lined up for me, and when both of them started hitting I felt like I needed to apologize to Adderall for how I’d always talked about it.