that Maryland flag is fire

you might be the sweetest peach on the tree but I don’t fucking like peaches

nothing is forever but google drive is free

Henry Ford’s right hand man had uneven steps in his home as a defense mechanism. he fell down them and died while drunk (apparently this is urban legend)

amendment 20, section 3. the vice president-elect gets inaugurated

Mark Rober was a big disappointment too. he made a pretty weird video about autism, using the fact that his son is autistic as like qualification for him to talk about it. autistic folks tried to talk to him about the problematic nature of the video in the comments, and he just blocked them. plus, he partnered with NXT for Autism, which does work with Autism Speaks, which is genuinely a hate group that’s trying to exterminate autism, and, last I checked, had no autistic people on the board.

they really filled our childish heads with wild ideas about what was considered ugly.

that sentence got more American with every word

oh god. my first girlfriend’s dad showed me his gun collection the first time I visited the house and I got so absorbed in field stripping his MAK-90 that I forgot she was there

upon scouring the internet, the only reference I can find to Russian horse ash vases is this meme. I don’t think this is real