Japan isn’t actually demilitarized, they have gundams under the mountains.

Everyone knows this.

Someone put the number in her phone.

She isn’t sure how to navigate through the contact to get the number.

Something I learned as I got older and has drastically improved my relationships is to just answer the question as asked.

In case anyone wonders, lizard people means “the Jews” in context.

They don’t actually think there are lizard people, they’re just extra othering Jewish people.

🎶Got an old truck🎶

🎶Got some beer🎶

🎶Got an old dog🎶

🎶Got a weird sense of nationalism that won’t let me identify with anyone but people who look exactly like me🎶

Easiest way to not get hit with one of these is to fuck off back to Russia.

Solid points all around but I’d also like to add “it’s also the right thing to do”

Because teaching isn’t about having the smart kid demonstrate that they know the answer, it’s about getting the kid who doesn’t understand the question to engage and learn.

Any of you who may one day have children would do well to understand the above.

I mean the lunar cycle is roughly 29 days with the argument that it’s 28 if you don’t count the new moon.

I realize this is a neat thought idea but it I think best demonstrates how easy it is to jump to conclusions.

“Middle aged woman” fucking lol

It doesn’t matter the industry you’re in the Schmooze class will be there to make sure you have to bow to them.

It’s always hilarious how excited project managers are about sending their socially awkward developers to conferences like Pokémon off to battle