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CarrotsHaveEars

racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml
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You want a dic pic now? You know, try to make it up to you?🤔

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Your boss became your girlfriend, now wife?

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Nah, she finished off the monster with a Wing Chun one-inch punch.

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Reading the first sentence of your post: I dispise you.

Read to the end: I love you.

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Some religion believes that a soul can reincarnate into non-human anmals such as pigs. Or even inaminate objects. If a soul gets whipped in hell it can vanish.

So at least we now solved the underpopulation problem.

And do you know that some non-human animals can upgrade to humans or even gods if they consume holy food/drinks, or ‘charged’ by holy relics such as sacred stones?🤭 Yeah, that creates new souls!

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When knowing a rejection is destined, I would rather disappear and see the crush be with someone else. A hope which has been shot down is a scar for life, whereas an attempt never made painfully warms my heart forever.

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This is the typical example of ‘I have a solution here. No who’s got a problem?’ Hahahaha.

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I made a very generous donation to Krita a week ago, which was $10. They seemed happy about it.

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Thanks a lot for your idea! I’m thinking of drawing a version where the ‘smart’ ghost suggests go through the door and get the key. The key dropped on the floor inside, and the two sitting on the floor outside again, frowned and not knowing what to do.

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