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Also, it’s not the real Mona Lisa.

Cats never really sleep. They wait.

Dragonforce is awesome.

Personally, I hope they successfully secede, then get taken over by Mexico. #maketexasmexicoagain

He’s one of the reasons my wife and I moved out of Texas.

Did he get confused and hire a prostitute as a lawyer?

Plus rent (or a mortgage).

Then I suppose school really is preparing you for life. All this time I thought they were just teaching to the test.

I hope you stub your toe…

HILARIOUS!!!

This person clearly listened to a different brand of punk than what I listened to. He should run this by Jello Biafra.