There should be a religious test for politicians.

If you’re too religious, you should not be a politician

i guess he’s not a very good schwimmer

b) out of all the places to land, it lands precisely on top of a hospital in precisely a way that kills as many people as possible.

didn’t it land in a parking lot? in the pics of the npr article it was at least a building-length away from the hospital

There is no dark side in the moon, really

Matter of fact, it’s all dark

Big Pharma is finding new ways of claiming your drugs really do cost $30,000 per dose

Here’s a nice big one just south of Daytona Beach

https://www.google.com/maps/@29.0625058,-81.0461691,1579a,35y,359.1h,44.09t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu

“I’m going to finish my term as leader and…"

{ 47 seconds of silence }

"I’m going to finish my Senate term,”

new name: Dick Rub

yep, radio telescopes send data this way, thats how SETI@home got the Arecibo data

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