Thought this was a one off until I clicked on it, nicely done.

I make all kinds of shitty apps that I never bother to port to windows.

I don’t know, I don’t really like my friends or family and the closest thing I have to a pet is the live bass I am planning on eating tonight.

Do you have anything else?

I don’t think Rich has any wishes left they all belong to steve.

The only ones I have thrown out are the ones I tried to fix, needless to say I am not good at soldering. I plan to fix them one day but that day will probably never happen.

Lol, that kind of moralizing is the exact thing that will get you into the censored good place.

It would take twice the global output of power to overcome the light from the sun.

Relevant xkcd

Scientists: No! It’s impossible to shine a light on the moon bright enough to advertise.

….What if we made our own moon and advertise on that?

Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein at there peak.

The four stages of a relationship.