What a surprise, Amazon has been doing shady shit for years and continues to do so.

To be flexible enough to suck my own dick

I usually date when I’m awake but I’ll have to give it a try!

Nice try, cuckerberg

Yeah just pour a jug of milk out and homelander dies

Yeah pisses me off too. They should have helped him more

Oh wow so you shit out your dick? Very inventive

I still do, but I used to, too.

I’d completely change everything and end up being a perpetually horny sex doll

I only drink 41 gallons a day and I died because of it, 42 is the bare minimum.