I heard of this funny trick where you put a bag of ice over the pilot light of his boiler. The boiler will put out gas until the ice melts and the pilot light comes back on.

And let’s justr say, that’s when the prank really ‘pops’ off

HOFDL Boys! 5% is right around the corner!!!

I think they came because the wife sounded really upset on the phone. Police do just like to turn up to things though.

Here in Australia I called emergency services one time because a woman locked her kid and her keys in her car and the police were the first to turn up. They couldn’t do anything so they just stood around until the fire brigade arrived who were the ones that could actually pick the lock to the car. It just makes you wonder why the police bothered at all.

This is definitely where the British peaked

I read an article like this years ago, I’d fine the link if search didn’t suck everywhere.

A guy had a heart attack and his wife called emergency services. Police were the first to arrive and did what police do.

This guy was in his underwear leaning against the wall and because he didn’t respond immediately to the police shouting at him they threw him to the ground and broke his back.

This is like the UK Metro map of the world.

Now do one of Middle Ages Europe

I only heard about the game gear when I read an article about Defenders of Oasis, one of the only original RPGs to come out on it.

I managed to emulate it on my phone and it’s an adequate game, I’d like to see what a modern entry in the series would look like

A cucumber sandwich is just a water sandwich with extra steps

Yeah! With a prompt like that I want to see Boratcrowning out of Sonic

IDK, looks like his car’s windows licence got revoked