Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich
> add some seasoning
> wtf is this monstrosity
mfw england
> conquer half the world for spices
> refuse to use any of them
engl*nd moment
to be honest, i doubt the spice trade had much of an influence on english prole cuisine
Wouldn’t want to have my spotted dick and blood crisps or whatever the fuck British people eat tasting like anything other than boiled celery.
Too busy slobbering on Cock-a-leekie
@buried_treasure@feddit.uk yo what up with your taste buds homie?
I don’t speak … whatever language that is
this is shockingly racist for a casual response to banter
‘Awright, me ol’ mucker! I ain’t got the foggiest bleedin’ clue wot you’re bangin’ on about! Proper sorry, but I’m as British as jellied eels an’ a pint o’ bitter, I am. If you want me to sort ya out, you’ll ‘ave to natter in proper English, right? None o’ that foreign gobblederemoved, or we’re in a right two ‘n eight, ain’t we?’
LMAO
What,got a douche tea infusion up your ass,Mr Gammon?
Fuck right off with this snobbish language elitism you seasoning averse,wannabe aristocrat,island living fuck.
Your fucking “lAnGuAgE” doesn’t deserve a lick of respect,Mr “I’m so fucking superior because I was born in the delusional ruined remnants of an empire of evil”.
The fucking gall on this one,to turn up their fucking pig snout nose at AAVE as if it’s some crime against god and their beautiful pristine language! I hope that when you die,they bury you right next to Maggie so you can both nourish yourselves with warm piss for an eternity in hell, you worthless goddamn Anglo!
Go slobber all over your precious fucking kings genitals or whatever it is you do for a national pastime in that rain soaked shithole you live in.
You people are proof that the western century of humiliation has already started in this country
horifically
Butchering the Queen’s English, are we? Please report for remedial condescending primary school.
The only real English language is American English. British English is a pathetic shadow.
I’ll acknowledge Imperial Standard English as the true branch when I’m six feet under, rotted a hundred years and not before.
bahn mi
most German way to spell banh mi
How dare you try to poison people with flavour! Everyone knows a proper cucumber sandwich is a single layer of cucumber slices (skin removed) between two slices of white bread (Use as a guide). If you’re feeling particularly daring you may add a small pinch of salt and pepper but be careful not to over season, you wouldn’t want to make something tasty by accident!
This is why the English have to claim half of the food their immigrants brought with them as their own, lest they look up and realize the only tasty thing they make themselves is deep-fried (and even then that’s arguably Scottish).
Regardless of how it got there, if it’s the most eaten food in the country, how is it not their own? Tea and potatoes don’t come from Britain either, not were fries or deep frying invented there.
You can make a pastry in a million different ways, but ultimately there’s not really any significant difference between any north European pastry dish.
Scotland has as much a rightful claim to deep frying fish as Britain had to India in the first place (absolutely fuck all right).
