Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich

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I don’t speak … whatever language that is

this is shockingly racist for a casual response to banter

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Let me attempt to translate to the language of your people. “Oi whats da madder with yer’ gammers m8? Yew got a loicense for doz tastebuds?”

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This probably the most embarrassing comment I’ve ever read here. I can only assume that you are currently dying of shame right now.

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Damn, you don’t even recognize your own language when it isn’t in received pronunciation dialect? You must be fantastically stupid.

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‘Awright, me ol’ mucker! I ain’t got the foggiest bleedin’ clue wot you’re bangin’ on about! Proper sorry, but I’m as British as jellied eels an’ a pint o’ bitter, I am. If you want me to sort ya out, you’ll ‘ave to natter in proper English, right? None o’ that foreign gobblederemoved, or we’re in a right two ‘n eight, ain’t we?’

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LMAO

What,got a douche tea infusion up your ass,Mr Gammon?

Fuck right off with this snobbish language elitism you seasoning averse,wannabe aristocrat,island living fuck.

Your fucking “lAnGuAgE” doesn’t deserve a lick of respect,Mr “I’m so fucking superior because I was born in the delusional ruined remnants of an empire of evil”.

The fucking gall on this one,to turn up their fucking pig snout nose at AAVE as if it’s some crime against god and their beautiful pristine language! I hope that when you die,they bury you right next to Maggie so you can both nourish yourselves with warm piss for an eternity in hell, you worthless goddamn Anglo!

Go slobber all over your precious fucking kings genitals or whatever it is you do for a national pastime in that rain soaked shithole you live in.

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You people are proof that the western century of humiliation has already started in this country

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I’m sorry, but I don’t speak … whatever language that is. In that respect I am indeed horifically, terribly British. English only, please, if you want me to be able to answer.

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Holy shit mate why are you such a fucking dickhead? You sound like the kind of dumbass that would’ve participated in the fascist riots

Stop embarrassing the country by being such a racist fucking lampshade lad

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Forsooth thine yeowman only speaks the King’s English!

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Smug, bad taste, and poor reading comprehension

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The only real English language is American English. British English is a pathetic shadow.

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I’ll acknowledge Imperial Standard English as the true branch when I’m six feet under, rotted a hundred years and not before.

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Or, as it’s sometimes known, Star Wars English.

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horifically

Butchering the Queen’s English, are we? Please report for remedial condescending primary school.

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King’s English now mate, the queen went and kicked the bucket.

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It should die with her, of course

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Here’s some pictures you should understand

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HIE SECGAÞ ÞÆT ÞIN SMÆC BIÞ SCITE

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seachain gáire sacsanach

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Congratulations, you’re the first clown I’ve found funny I a long time.

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It’s so bad that it’s good, so they got my upvote

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-ngl-sh only,

Бедный дикарь

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you need to speak american to talk to me, i cant understand what a english is yet i can still read all your words

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Imagine saying this in the dunk tank lol

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