tourist
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
I’m not from the US
But who over there is following election advice from the fucking FBI
Aren’t they very disliked across the political spectrum?
You eventually get used to it
One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.
The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.
So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.
My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.
Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.
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