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I don’t even get a full day out of my first gen pixel watch. Gotta turn the screen off to get close to it. Why am I wearing a watch that I can’t see the time on, again?

Well I’m glad someone does…

“somebody was mean to us eighty years ago, so we can do whatever we want now”

(Yes I know antisemitism predates the holocaust by millennia. Shh)

There is no jury for this one, though. Trump’s lawyers forgot to ask for one hahahhhaha

Where is the disrespect for the dead animal? I don’t get it. It just looks like somebody’s put overly emotive text on an image of somebody preparing food in a very fancy manner?

I don’t get it. It looks like somebody’s put overly emotive text on an image of somebody preparing food in a very fancy manner?

*1981?

Remember when Google owned Motorola and they released two of the best Android phones that had ever been made (Moto X)?

Man, that was great. I miss my Moto X 2014. I wish Motorola still made phones that good. I have a G30 spare phone, and it’s… well it’s a phone.

TIL the Drew Barrymore Show exists.

It took me far too long to realise that this was a meme and not a link to a news article…