whatisallthis

This hit me so hard my phone screen cracked

By a bidet attachment for your toilet right now. It’s like $25 and you can install it in 30 minutes.

Wouldn’t you pay $25 to never have to wipe your ass again? Go do it.

I spin on my head til its dry

I have never heard someone have this experience, however it is something you need to get used to and get better at. After about a week of getting used to it I have never seen poop on the toilet paper at all.

Active Directory?

All my friends and coworkers didn’t start a family until their 30s. Unless their parents were rich and therefore were immune to challenges in life.

This is to train the AI claw machine that will place us into our movie seats in the future.

Gen X here. Couldn’t buy a house until I was 35.

The one thing that makes me feel better is that all those greedy billionaires will also be dead.