By a bidet attachment for your toilet right now. It’s like $25 and you can install it in 30 minutes.
Wouldn’t you pay $25 to never have to wipe your ass again? Go do it.
Personally, if I’m in no rush, I’ll sit there a couple minutes to air dry. If I do need to dry off, you still end up using less toilet paper, just a couple squares to pat dry.
The biggest downside is when you have to poop outside of your house, my butt is no longer used to toilet paper and it just never feels quite as clean as it should once you get used to a bidet.
I’d give it another try, with a simpler bidet. Japanese bidets are overcomplicated butthole spas, you might have used ithe wrong settings.
Never did a bidet, but I avoid paper to ass like a plague.
I mean, if I’m not home, I do it and whatever.
But I normally just go to shower and that’s it. Just clean it while showering.
When you are on a diarrhea and shitting multiple times a day, your ass starts getting irritated after so much paper. By simply cleaning it in the shower, you have no more irritation.
You just reinvented a bidet. It’s like a shower, but just for your butt, and you use it right there on the toilet - it only takes a few seconds!
I rinse with water while aiding with my hand to make sure it’s all clean and then use a dedicated towel to wipe it dry. I guess it’s slightly more inconvenient than just wiping but I’ve been doing this for well over 10 years and don’t really think about it.
My problem with this is our water pressure here is pretty low and the bidet can’t shoot out water that could confidently remove some possible sticky stuff. Any suggestions?
The Viking of Stamford Bridge
Someone so badass he’s remembered by both the English and the Vikings in their written histories, but no one bothered to record his name.
There’s are databases for Unclaimed Property online that might have money you didn’t know you were supposed to get. Searching for ‘your state + unclaimed property’ should return a .gov website for it. (disclaimer: I only know this is a thing in the USA)
🥕 3 shredded carrots 🍋 juice of one lemon 🧂 a little bit of salt
An amazingly fresh and delicious summer salad.
Jicama. It’s the most refreshing snack ever. And they are dirt cheap and readily available.
It’s like biting into sweet crispy water. Peel it, cut it up into sticks. Boom. It’ll be gone by the end of the day.
