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Quake Champions, it’s the best and most underrated shooter game I know of

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My favourite thing about it is that although I die like 200 times in half an hour at least I can respawn straight away. It’s a bit like playing all the bits they left out of Groundhog Day. They should use the alarm clock song from the movie as a respawn jingle.

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When making a fire don’t put the tinder directly on the ground. First lay a few logs as a bed to aid with airflow and to get the fire off the moist cold ground. Then put one more log on top of the bed you just made and put the tinder next to it and then continue adding smaller sticks and so on. The point of this final log is to prevent your tinder collapsing on itself and also helps with airflow. With this method I’ve gotten nearly 100% success rate with my firemaking.

Kinda like this but he used two sticks on top while I just use one that I place the other way around as the bed

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I learnt this in Scouting! not really a useful tip except in specific situations, but good to know in those specific situations!

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🥕 3 shredded carrots 🍋 juice of one lemon 🧂 a little bit of salt

An amazingly fresh and delicious summer salad.

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Add some shredded white and red cabbage for extra deliciousness.

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Baby you got a slaw goin!

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Sesame seeds and a hint of soy sauce

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+ shredded apple

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By a bidet attachment for your toilet right now. It’s like $25 and you can install it in 30 minutes.

Wouldn’t you pay $25 to never have to wipe your ass again? Go do it.

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Never did a bidet, but I avoid paper to ass like a plague.

I mean, if I’m not home, I do it and whatever.

But I normally just go to shower and that’s it. Just clean it while showering.

When you are on a diarrhea and shitting multiple times a day, your ass starts getting irritated after so much paper. By simply cleaning it in the shower, you have no more irritation.

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You just reinvented a bidet. It’s like a shower, but just for your butt, and you use it right there on the toilet - it only takes a few seconds!

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I rinse with water while aiding with my hand to make sure it’s all clean and then use a dedicated towel to wipe it dry. I guess it’s slightly more inconvenient than just wiping but I’ve been doing this for well over 10 years and don’t really think about it.

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I’d give it another try, with a simpler bidet. Japanese bidets are overcomplicated butthole spas, you might have used ithe wrong settings.

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I have never heard someone have this experience, however it is something you need to get used to and get better at. After about a week of getting used to it I have never seen poop on the toilet paper at all.

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But then everything’s all wet. What do I do then?

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Dry off with TP.

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Don’t you still need to wipe yourself dry?

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I spin on my head til its dry

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Thee alloweth the und’rwear soaketh up the wat’r

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Personally, if I’m in no rush, I’ll sit there a couple minutes to air dry. If I do need to dry off, you still end up using less toilet paper, just a couple squares to pat dry.

The biggest downside is when you have to poop outside of your house, my butt is no longer used to toilet paper and it just never feels quite as clean as it should once you get used to a bidet.

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When I’m away from home and need to take a dump I take care to wipe extra carefully but I still often get some itching and irritation. Goes to show just how effective wiping is.

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You can get one with a dryer, but you need to spend more than $25.

$25 is getting you an AliExpress squirt gun that you can poop through.

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I love mine so much that i bought one for a friend who recently had back surgery. IMO, the one with the vertical knob (turns fwd/bwd) is better/stays cleaner than the one with the arm and horizonal knob (turns r/l).

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Where are all these $25 dollar bidets?

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Amazon. They attach to your toilet seat.

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My problem with this is our water pressure here is pretty low and the bidet can’t shoot out water that could confidently remove some possible sticky stuff. Any suggestions?

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Use your hand. I don’t think you take showers by just standing there either.

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I still dry with tp, but I go through very little. With the cost of toilet paper any reduction is cost saving.

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I’ll add to this travel bidets are cheap and serve as a test drive. And you can fill them with water as warm as you prefer.

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